dduane:

remixed slightly from hoursago’s original

dixiechicken:

liveinrainbow:

fatvirginsuicide:

joy-joyous:

Badass motherfucker of the century.

THIS KID GIVES ME HOPE.

I never thought I’d be giving huge props to someone named Nekochan, but if that’s the environment she’s in, even having a mild catgirl interest in Japanese culture is kind of a success.

You go, Neko.  ^5

betterbooktitles:

Joseph Heller: Catch-22 

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad was into sailing before you were and he’s got the Captain’s hat to prove it. Riding his fixie of the sea, he sailed his boat like a fistfight and left black-eyed waves in his wake as a reminder to Poseidon that he was the true king of the depths. The Atlantic winds were his mistress, but your mom was the only real person who could raise his sail.

So hipsters, next time you’re shopping for lateral blue striped shirts and brushing up on your sea speak before an ocean bound voyage, remember this…

You’ll always just be a deckhand to the original master and commander.

Thanks to Icawdrey for today’s epic dad photo.

(via emmerlou)

emmerlou:

We need to talk about this.

1) Where can I find a man who looks like this but has the personality of Season 5/6 Fleischmann?

2) How does he make his hair look that AWESOME? I bet he uses Dr. Bronner’s.

emmerlou:

This is actually what she sounds like to me when she speaks. I wish that every video of her had the sound muted and DERP DERP DERP HERPA DERP superimposed over the bottom of the screen.

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

Alban Berg (1885-1935) - Austrian composer of exquisite atonal and twelve-tone works, known for his Violin Concerto and the operas Wozzeck and Lulu.  Surely the hottest of the Second Viennese School! 

(via emmerlou)